WHO DRANK MY PASTIES

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks
into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds
water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a
new wine called pasties, it was a french wine
that changes colour if water is added onto it.
Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's
room, drank the new wine and added water
on it. Immediately it started changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to
the kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and madam were
sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the
kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and
saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i
call, you say "Oga" but when i ask you a
question you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you
don't understand anything, except your
name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand
beside madam and ask me a question while i
stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom
when madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say
who dey sneak enter the house girl room
when madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is
true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does
not hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father? Me
or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o,
I can't understand anything at all.

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