AKPORS IS AT IT AGAIN

Ekaitte: Baby do u still luv me like
before?
Akpos: Yes luv! My luv for u will
never change.
Ekaitte: Dats my babyyyy(y). I want
u to buy me somtin.
Akpos: Just name it
Ekaitte: It's just one BB porsche
sha.
Akpos: No problem. Just find out
d price and let me knw.
Ekaitte: It's N350,000.
Akpos: Is it manual or
authomatic? Is it still in a good
shape, as in, d engine. Have u
checked d fuel consumption too?
Ekaitte: Honey, its not a car o. It's
a phone.
Akpos: Phone?!!!!!!!!! !!!!! Dat
means it will have a fridge,
generator set, plasma and a
wardrobe, shey?
Ekaite: Are u buyin it or not?
Akpos: Pls am not o! I can't!
Ekaitte: Helloooooo!
Akpos: Hiiiiiiiii!
Ekaitte: Dnt even bother again. I'll
call Alhaji to get it for me dis
evening.
Akpos: Better still, call Atiku, he
will be faster.
Ekaitte(sad, cry): 'am goin to
delete u.
Akpos: Is ur fone hanging? Cos I
have deleted u since u mentioned
porsche.

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