AKPORS DON COME AGAIN OOO

(AKPORS who was an english master, came home)
EKAITTE: Why is your
shirt having another lady's perfume?
AKPORS: That querry is
rather rhetorical..
However I detest what you are insinuating.
EKAITTE: what ar u saying am just asking mayb u ar cheatin on me?
AKPORS: I haven't
breached our matrimonial vows.
Just shared a lift
with a lady and her scent must have
diffused and
precipitated to form residue on my shirt,
Just physics at play. How many times must I recycle the utterance that your genitials are the sole destination of my seminal fluids ?
EKAITTE: You are no longer the man I thought you were. When have u learnt all this english?
AKPORS: You want us to diverge because your nose buds registered a foreign scent? I said I will
abide by you better or worse, but this has
surpassed the worse parameter and has
encroached into the
insanity zone which was not provided for in the vows.. Anyway, have your way, lets break up!
EKAITTE: Aaawww baby pls!
AKPORS: I repel y infedelity claims
have battered me therefore Kindly
please radiate with
your belongings
from the vicinity of my bungalow at a simmillar speed to
light before the
personnel of a security firm forcefully does it......
HAHAHAHA AKPORS DON KILL PERSON WITH ENGLISH

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