MUST READ: 8 INTERESTING Types Of Female Orgasms

It seems like there's always some new kind of insane,
mind-blowing climax women are supposedly
experiencing. From g-spot orgasms, to third-level
orgasms, to cul-de-sac orgasms, you can't help but feel
that you're not measuring up with your respectable
pleasure quiver … or lack there of. Let's not get so
infatuated with the climaxes that Cosmo thinks we
should be having that we're ashamed of the orgasms we
actually are having, or only having once in a blue,
vibrating moon. These types of orgasms seem far more
attainable and realistic to us:
1. The flair climax. It's not quite a fake one, but it's
not quite the howling, moaning clawing affair you're
making it out to be. Eh, no harm, no foul. A little
climax flair never hurt anyone … besides the next door
neighbors.
2. The "really wish I was orgasming" faked
climax. For whatever reason, a legit climax is nowhere
on the horizon. Maybe you find it difficult to come in
general, or you're having a great time but the Big O
just isn't in the mood to make an appearance, or the s*x
is mediocre and you're over it — but sometimes a fake
climax is in order. The best fake orgasms — yes, we
said "best fake orgasms" — are the ones where you
really commit and channel the real thing. Meditate on
that shit, make it authentic. And, maybe just maybe, if
you're lucky the act of faking it may actually make ye
ol' real climax come out of hiding. Hey, it's been
known to happen.
3. The "let's get this over with" climax. s*x is fun
and all, but when a new episode of "Scandal" is starting
in 10 minutes, it's time to hit the gas and head straight
for the finish line. These orgasms are still good — hell,
sometimes they're great — but they're more about
finishing the job than basking in any sort of post-coital
afterglow. Pass the remote!
4. The SURPRISE! climax. Many women have a
tough time climaxing, especially from man-hood-in-
v**ina s*x, and if you're one of those women, you may
find yourself expecting not to hit the big O. But
sometimes, seemingly out of nowhere, the stars align,
his man-hood is hitting just the right spot, and BAM!
Hello there, climax, did not expect to make your
acquaintance this evening, but so very glad you showed
up!
5. The waterworks climax. True fact: sometimes your
cli**ris is directly connected to your tear ducts. You
might want to remind your partner of this next time
you're in the throes of pleasure one second, and
reaching for a box of tissues the next. Let your tear
ducts have their release.
6. The boregasm. You've been snowed in all afternoon
watching TV or studying for an obnoxious test or
suffering from writer's block and you've hit your limit
of "distraction activities." Well, almost hit your limit.
There is one more thing that will make you forget all
about your current situation.
7. The sad climax. I'm sure you've heard the saying "I
laugh so I won't cry." The same goes for orgasms.
8. The "go the f**k to sleep" climax. Evening yoga,
warm milk, a hot bath and still you're tossing and
turning. Nothing will tire you the hell out as much as
chasing an climax. Hopefully, you can catch it alone, or
with some help.
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